Now you have a legit reason to do so.
Science has found that compressing the cells in breasts will decrease the chance of malignant cells growing in the tissue. So playing with boobs can help prevent breast cancer. So play with your boobs! Play with your partner’s boobs! It’s healthy!
Let me play with your boobs
For science and cancer prevention of course
If only I had boobs
Just tryin’ to help out.
- me in other people's showers: what the fuck is going on